Yes, the abomidable, editorially prostrate, p**-stained, p***** a**bag Stand-Ex -- guided by the shaky hand of its bonafide member of Wayne Peterson's famed Squirrel Patrol, Lee Carter -- will "recommend" Lying Little Matty Gondola Godfrey to its readers.
In fact, keep this on file, because it will closely parallel what Don Porter (you sellout j******, and you know what I mean, you hack) will give his readers in the weeks to follow. Here goes:
Sometimes, in politics, it takes constant abrasiveness to scratch a surface.
Certainly, this is what Ogden Mayor Matthew Godfrey has done over the last eight years.
His sometimes abrasive manner is never without its criticims, but the results speak for themselves:
What was under Ogden's surface -- our potential -- has been scratched, and it is being brought to life thanks to the tireless efforts of Mayor Godfrey.
Yes, there have been some missteps along the way, but Mayor Godfrey has been determined -- and successful -- in rebranding Ogden as the state's high-adventure outdoors mecca.
In real fiscal terms, what does this mean? Moving Amer jobs to Ogden; opening the Salomon Center; bringing over eight ski companies to town.
While we might disagree with some of the manner in which Godfrey and his administration has conducted itself, we can't argue with the results.
To change course now would stop the momentum our mayor has engendered and championed.
Let's keep up with the revitalization.
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Of course, that's better than these:
"We are children, women and men of a renaissance."
Short-deck Geiger, September of 2007
"The precious character of this young man."
Dr. Ed Allen, father-in-law to Lying Little Matty Gondola Godfrey, October 2007
Choke on it. Geiger, Geiger, Geiger, Geiger, Geiger, Geiger, Geiger, Geiger, Geiger, Geiger, Geiger, Geiger, Geiger
October 04, 2007 8:08 PM
Original source: More on Boss Godfrey's Latest Lawsuit
